so i was going to write a post about how badly 2009 sucked. because quite frankly, it did. i’ve never been an optimist so why start now, right? i mean, i lost a job. i got a new job i don’t like that much and pays pretty poorly. a relationship ended and it was quite [...]
[rant] attention everyone! the next person that boo’s me because A) i have to cancel plans with you because i forgot i already had plans with someone else or to do something else or B) you ask me what i’m doing at 7pm on a friday night and i’m already out somewhere or C) i [...]
if there are seven stalls in a public bathroom… and only one is occupied… DO NOT TAKE THE STALL DIRECTLY NEXT TO THE OCCUPIED STALL. ESPECIALLY… if you are doing anything other than number one. nobody wants to be a toilet seat cover away from your poo molecules. thank you.
okay, i’m caving. i couldn’t think of anything for weeks but i came up with a semi short list of more realistic gift ideas. first, a gps. i have one on my phone, but it doesn’t do the turn by turn thing. i’m not a moron. i can [...]
today someone i don’t know (i didn’t look above my cubicle wall to see who it was) was walking by carrying a laptop. when he got right next to my cube, he said to someone walking in the other direction, “whew! my laptop is really hot!” the person walking in the other direction (no idea [...]
now, along with my crazy expensive digital SLR camera that i want for christmas, i also want a gorillapod. it’s a flexible tripod that you can apparently mount anywhere like this… and this… and this… [...]